This lady tried to return three pairs of pants last night. That wouldn’t be a problem if she didn’t purchase them in 2011. The customer is NOT always right.


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misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

flawlesstrueperfection:

you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe

cuz u basic

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15 hours ago // 180,662 notes

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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15 hours ago // 390,492 notes
sunflower-mama:

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 


Woah

omgthatdress:

theuppitynegras:

girls who wear a little makeup

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girls who wear too much makeup

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girls who wear no makeup

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girls who let other girls live

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girls who gotta hate on other girls that’s tryna mind their business

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I just love this post okay.

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2 days ago // 25,201 notes
teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

madeupmonkeyshit:

Bae: wanna get something to eat?

Me: I’m broke shawd

Bae: it’s okay I got you

Me:

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2 days ago // 69,483 notes