• student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
  • uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  • scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  • us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

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strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 
like at all
cyberho:

I WOULD LITERALLY CHOP MY SHOULDER OFF 

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

Eh, I don’t like when people be like “black girls watch out cause white girls getting booty these days” cause to a black girl’s ears it kinda sounds like “watch out because your only value is your fetishized body and once that’s gone you’ll truly be worthless”

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2 days ago // 13,497 notes
thepoeticrebel:

l20music:

The curve was REAL!! Lmaooooo!!

I’ve never seen a curve this powerful…
youreprettyyummy:

chalktai:

pr0digee:

This is the BEST LINE EVER.

Oyea

Oh. Why, thank you.

puyols-hairdresser:

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

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