This lady tried to return three pairs of pants last night. That wouldn’t be a problem if she didn’t purchase them in 2011. The customer is NOT always right.
you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe
cuz u basic
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
girls who wear a little makeup
girls who wear too much makeup
girls who wear no makeup
girls who let other girls live
girls who gotta hate on other girls that’s tryna mind their business
I just love this post okay.
Bae: wanna get something to eat?
Me: I’m broke shawd
Bae: it’s okay I got you